Happy "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!!!

[maugorn]

Happy "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!

If you participate, Do exercise care in the workplace,
because it is still considered inappropriate to say things like:

-I like 'em round in the counter and bluff in the bow!
-Come give this ol' sea dog a bone!
-Give a gallon to the shanty man and blow boys, blow!

Gentlemen, do NOT refer to the ladies as:
"a good place to bury treasure" or
"a chest of gold and jewels".

Ladies, do NOT ask a gentleman:
"Can your mast withstand this storm?"

And NOBODY should ask:
"Is that a parrot on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me?"

And most especially, do NOT practice THIS form of Pirate Courtship:

"Arrrh! Shiver me timbers, swab me cannons, and load the shot. Thar blows a tight vessel with booty worth plunderin! Ahoy There!! Heave to, drop yer sails and prepare to be boarded!!"

...especially while drunk on grog.

Hope this helps.

Comments

[sensualquills.livejournal.com]

happy talk like a pirate day to you too, maug *HUG*

[maugorn.livejournal.com]

Ay, me and the crew have always thought that you were a comely and kind-hearted lass. I know when I be docked in your port that me old one-eyed sea dog will be gettin' a bone fer sure! Arrr!

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

hehe, such a source of inspiration! you may yet get me fired. :-D

[maugorn.livejournal.com]

Any scurvy dog that finds you less than ship shape should either walk the plank or go polish their cutlass.